Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick."MY STICK!" merch: https://bit.ly/3hoEhzF Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! LYRICS (below): Knock you in your head with my stick With my stickYou gon' have a mark from my stickFrom my stickMy stick, my stickMy stick is better than baconMmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmmYou can't touch my stick (I don't wanna)Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrrYeah, you want my stickThunk your coconut with my stickLook at my stickYou gon' feel the wrath of my stickFear my stick!My stick, my stickMy stick is better than baconMmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmmYou can't touch my stick But it's just a stick!Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmmIt's my perfect stickMy stick is my friend born from a logEveryone can see it's better than baconWhy'd you get so crotchety and mean?Look at my stickWhy'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green?Got me sick!My stick, my stickMy stick is better than baconMmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmmYou can't use my stick But it's just a stick!Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmmDon't you love my stick?No, it's just a stick!Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmmIt's my perfect stickMy stick and me take walks every dayPast the hooligans down by the oceanWhen they laugh at my stick then they learnHow my stick is much denser than baconBought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute)But when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him)People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?)But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worstI kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts of my stickI disappear for years then reappearRight here to cheer about my cool stickWhen I was a little bitty kidLittle bitty kidI had not yet found my mighty stickThen I did! Mm-hmmmI could break your stick using just my brainMy stick?!I could make you wish you couldn't feel painNot my stick!My stick, my stickMy stick is better than baconMmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmmYou can't touch my stick I don't want your stick!Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmpYeah you want my stickI mean, it's just a stick!Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmmIt's my big boy stickBought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (it turns out)Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it's poison)Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good)Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worstI kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pickup my stick Keep your mitts off my stickEveryone can see it's better than baconMy stick is my friend born from a logEveryone can see it's better than bacon#starwarstheriseofskywalker #babyyoda #badlipreading